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实在太欢乐了，雅蠛蝶，我不是gay

泥沼蟹

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You: 三郎的腰好了么？


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You: 三郎的腰好了么？
Stranger: ?
You: ??
You: Alien?
Stranger: Yes I am Alien
You: Oh my god.
You: E.T?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: I am going to hunt you down tonight
Stranger: and cut your body into pieces
Stranger: and put it in a blender
Stranger: and then drink you up
You: wait..
You: google translate
You: Which planet do you live in?
Stranger: I live on Neptune
You: I live on Mars.
You: *_*
Stranger: liar.
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水无月玛雅

给个翻译

々风妖々

我经常出没的工会TS半夜会有人进来讲英语、德语,心情好就跟他们哈拉,顺便教他们讲日语,其中有一位经常跟我吹的已经学会"锅你鸡巴"了..

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Stranger: HELLO !
You: HALO
Stranger: how are you?
You: I am going to hunt you down tonight and cut your body into pieces and put it in a blender and then drink you up
Stranger: wow
Stranger: really?
You: Others send to me.
You: So I send to you.
Stranger: so common kill me
You: Delivery

Stranger: ooooooooooh
Stranger: please dont kill me
Stranger: im married
Stranger: please
Stranger: i have two child
Stranger: where are you from that you want drunk me up?

You: I was the devil.
You: I must kill you.
You: And eat.
Stranger: are you religious
Stranger: ok i agree
Stranger: be fast
You: No
Stranger: why?
Stranger: stupid
You:  I was the devil.
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原帖由 々风妖々 于 2009-8-23 17:59 发表
我经常出没的工会TS半夜会有人进来讲英语、德语,心情好就跟他们哈拉,顺便教他们讲日语,其中有一位经常跟我吹的已经学会"锅你鸡巴"了..

人生若只如初见

泥沼蟹

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You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats your name?
You: sam
Stranger: bye sam
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泥沼蟹

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: still alive?
You: yes
Stranger: what u do?
You: chat
Stranger: I mean for living.
Stranger: So where r u from?
Stranger: man
You: Mars
Stranger: U r Asina, aren't U?
Stranger: Asian
You: yes
You: abm
Stranger: abm?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Asian race
Stranger: Chinese?
You: Mars Residents
Stranger: Japanese?

Stranger: I konw Japanese called them that.
You: Korea
You: North
Stranger: what do you think of China?
You: Not freedom
Stranger: So where on earth r u from?
You: cn
Stranger: aha.
You: *_*
Stranger: male or female
You: M
Stranger: My friends won't never believe I am talking to a Chinese.
Stranger: it's weird.
Stranger: so what u do?
Stranger: still there?
Stranger: hi Mr CN
You: YES
You: LIVEING
Stranger: what't you job.
Stranger: your?
You:   Students
Stranger: what kind of stu?
You: High school
Stranger: which city r u in?
You: Fuzhou
Stranger: never heard of that.
You: China Southern
Stranger: is it a small town in some place of China?
You: no
You: Medium
Stranger: you live in the town?
You: Distance very close to Taiwan
You: YES
Stranger: Where do you get your access to the Internet?
You: my home
Stranger: U could use internet at home?
You: 2M adsl,270￥/Month
Stranger: amazing. So China is much better than before. I think it's better than North Korea.
Stranger: that's so so expensive.
Stranger: 2M 270/month?
You: yes
Stranger: Unbelievable
You: 7CNY=1USD
Stranger: still expensive.
Stranger: Here you could use the internet while you got a phone, no extra charge.
Stranger: what do they do with so much money?
You: who is "they"?
Stranger: guss Who collection your money, 270/M.
You: China Telecom
You: Government-owned
Stranger: Do the Chinese like calling themselves Mars Residents?
Stranger: that sucks
You: no
You: i like
Stranger: Why do you call that yourself?
You: Interesting
Stranger: two
Stranger: ?
Stranger: 我的意思是你真是个2B.
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bestpwb

原帖由 泥沼蟹 于 2009-8-27 20:55 发表
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You: sam
Stranger: bye sam
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太有才了

某魚

太他妹的欢乐了

安娜俺想你

我也去玩了,顺便锻炼英语

五月LOVE

原帖由 泥沼蟹 于 2009-8-27 21:19 发表
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最后句太精彩了。装的太像了

[ 本帖最后由 五月LOVE 于 2009-8-28 12:49 编辑 ]