[历史] 血牛魔仙的自述(顶楼加了几张图片..随便看看,该去掉的都去掉了)

惟漫

(鼓掌)
大家好,我的名字叫血牛魔仙,本来其实是个不起眼的怪物,盛大把我套上血腥的外表,加上巫师十字军的攻击技能和骑士的辅助技能双手攻速增加,就算把我成型了,抛在昆仑2f让我一个人练级.

几小时下来,我也杀了不少流氓,可是他们的经验实在太少,根本不够让我跳天使.而且有些流氓还很无赖,明明已经出现在我身边,等我要打他时候却突然飞掉,靠!玩鸟捉迷藏啊orz.

猴桃木告诉我,做他保镖,一天肯定不少经验,还当着我面把血蝴蝶臭骂一顿,说她没自己性感.我一听,也就信了,就这样把,我一直跟着一个猴桃木走,果然不出所料几分钟又杀了好多流氓,爽啊!

但这猴桃木还是太呆了点,瞬间出来3个流氓+1个猎人就把他搞定了,就在我奇怪为什么这猎人好好的不呆1f跑2f来干吗时候,一个邪恶的想法诞生了....

为什么我不能像那些BOT那样愉快的瞬移?
这样不是能杀更多流氓,更快练级吗?!

我要求盛大老总给我买个瞬移夹子.ok,现在我就尝试tele的快感了.飞啊飞,眼前出现一个红色的卡挖依小MM,水汪汪的眼睛看着我...哇,手里还拿着一个红的瓶子和一个绿的瓶子也!是不是可乐和雪碧啊?出于好奇我向她走了过去,没想到她主动把可乐雪碧扔给我喝!
哈哈...咦,瓦擦,这什么饮料啊,...怎么喝下去那么难受...

这MM很不幸,被我一刀搞定.人家都说脚下有光环的经验高,果然杀一个炼金比10个流氓的效率还高啊!

不久我觉得不对劲...那个MM不仅复活了..还带了个神官老公..我对他吼到:123!套!tmd他不鸟我,还一个劲的帮MM套啊暗壁啊,然后走到我面前,出于愤怒我开始打他,怒雷暴雪十字审判,但是他就是不伤血,还朝我笑笑说:傻子,这年头没小强还出来混什么混啊?!

在他身后,是一箱一箱的可乐雪碧....

怎么办?

TELE!白白

但是他们还是在追踪我..唉,不一会儿我居然没sp了(TELE要耗sp?)..他们追上来了,我tm发飚!变石像!(抱歉用错技能了,hp减半)汗,后来惨被蹂躏,我拿一个破珠子和她说,MM我用这个和你换,不要再扔我饮料的好伐.MM眼睛里露出凶光....我赶紧再拿一个紫箱出来,说MM,饶了我吧....她这才和她LG大摇大摆的开个飞机回去了...

终于松了一口气...回家休息2小时再出来练级吧...汗..这年头没瞬移夹还真难练级呢!真的!看到有光环的要先杀,因为他们经验高!看到红色的MM更要先杀,因为她们笑里藏刀!!!





[ 本帖最后由 惟漫 于 2006-7-29 07:31 编辑 ]

acde

牛被AC吹起来了。。。（IOPP的自己理解。。。）

[ 本帖最后由 acde 于 2006-7-29 14:17 编辑 ]

踏雪无痕

说清楚就没撒的了

惟漫

额,上面那个话还是容易引歧义
你看看我打的时间 其实讲的不是和你一起打的那个 没挑衅的意思 就是觉得好玩而已

惟漫

搞笑..后面那个是我拉了一神官去打的好伐

踏雪无痕

LZ不用隐了 ID:金属BL 你说的那个mm是我吧 不知道是你搞笑呢还是挑戚 不过欢迎来和我们鸡鸡族抢BOSS

薄荷飘飘

这样才是真的在玩游戏，不是在被游戏玩哈

惟漫

今天看到外x也在那里玩了..汗.. 不过看他也挂了好多次 有几次瓶子没出手就挂了 心里开心啊~
血牛对一切高科技免疫,这大概是盛大苦心的设定啊

惟漫

原帖由 小小龙儿 于 2006-7-29 00:48 发表
昆仑2f


3f!

额,拜托,是在2f好伐,不然他找我炼金练级干吗,当然找人家墨蛇老君练级咯.
3f的是他的手下

零翼

7楼的图不错..

小小龙儿

昆仑2f


3f!

小小龙儿

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asphalt

原帖由 yellowboat 于 2006-7-29 00:42 发表
呵呵,深得蜂后真传.

总归2句话，飞的快不如飞的巧。还有就是坚持到底就是胜利

yellowboat

呵呵,深得蜂后真传.

超级无敌小啵豬

恩！
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