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让你见识一下什么叫做真正的贼眉鼠眼!

Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

真实外星人?

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灵........

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大家逃难吧...

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火星人进攻的地球的征兆?
命运就象强奸:反抗不了就要学会享受
工作就像轮奸:你不行的话别人就上
生活就像自慰:什么都得靠自己的双手
学习就像嫖妓:又要花钱还需要出力
梦想就想意淫:做不到的话就靠想象
发薪水就像月经:每月不按时来那么一次,就会感到有点不安
前途就像做爱:总是有低潮和高潮

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嗯..去吧.安..

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猪好去睡觉了,我先走一步

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不困.

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我说了我想睡觉- -

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额。。。

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猪肉炖粉条不睡觉哇!!!
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

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