(转)全球经典小姐最后一题..不知道是否发过还是老贴了.- -

有双语中英..- -

　　Miss Universe’s last Question

　　环球小姐最后一题

　　Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

　　问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

　　Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like

　　gentlemen.

　　美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　问：为什么呢？

　　Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........

　　美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……

　　(Applause! Applause!)

　　(鼓掌、鼓掌)

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　　Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

　　问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

　　Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or

　　Toro(Bull)

　　西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　问：为什么呢？

　　Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

　　西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

　　Applause! Applause!)

　　(鼓掌、鼓掌)

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　　Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your

　　country?

　　问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

　　Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like

　　gossip or rumors.

　　菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　问：为什么呢？

　　Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

　　菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

　　(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

　　

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　　Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?

　　问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

　　Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

　　伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　问：为什么呢？

　　Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

　　伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。

　　(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)

　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

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　　Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

　　问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

　　Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

　　印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　问：为什么呢？

　　Ms India: Because it works day and night......

　　印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。

　　(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

　　(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

　　

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　　Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a

　　male organ in your country?

　　问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

　　Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton

　　car.

　　马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　问：为什么呢？

　　Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

　　马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。

　　(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

　　(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

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　　Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

　　问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

　　Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu

　　(Afraid to lose).

　　新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　问：为什么呢？

　　Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes

　　before the

　　show is over.

　　新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。

　　Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

　　(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

　　Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

　　问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

　　Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

　　中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。

　　Question: How can you say so?

　　问：为什么呢？

　　Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……