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所以说,不要得罪女人……会悲剧的……(很黄很暴力)

man suffered critical injuries to his manhood after his girlfriend sabotaged his favorite Dutch wife, stuffing it full of sharp glass wool; when he engaged in a session of onanism, he inserted himself into the lacerating confines of the trapped ona-hole with disastrous results.

The penile punishment was apparently in revenge for his infidelity.

Andrei (28) and Anna (26) had met in a Moscow night club and were soon living together. After nearly a year, Anna discovered that her boyfriend was romantically involved with another woman.

Determined to teach her straying boyfriend a lesson he would not soon forget, Anna stuffed a piece of glass wool into her boyfriend’s latex penis extender. When she removed it, thousands of small glass particles remained within the cavity of the soft toy.

According to one of the doctors, “He probably did not feel the pain at first, just some itching. But it got worse when the glass reached his urethra.”

Andrei reportedly endured the excruciating wounds for several days without seeking medical attention, but when his penis finally became inflamed, rendering him incapable of so much as sitting or standing, he finally called for an ambulance.

At the hospital, doctors removed glass particles from the lacerated member; he appears to have narrowly avoided the need for amputation, as his many micro-wounds were on the verge of becoming septic.

We do not hear what his reaction to this punishment was. Police do not appear to have become involved.

Whatever the case, he is unlikely to be involved in any more unfaithful sex for some time, or for that matter be having any sex at all, onanistic or otherwise…

Via Mosnews (article dated 30th of March).
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原帖由 cq576084 于 2010-5-5 14:01 发表
能给个中文版的中心思想么?



关键词一楼给了...
Aux grandes âmes, les grands challenges.

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能给个中文版的中心思想么?

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我见你清冽如水炽炽生媚
是三千年前的锋锐

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表示能够看懂但是懒得看的橹过

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看了5楼的金山翻译。我终于知道我看的那些BL纯肉书是谁翻译的了。。
男人就像一元硬币,正面是1,背面是菊花

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我了个大草翻译成中文跟糊涂了 金山受死吧

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噗。。。最渣的软件,没有之一。。。
喂喂...你能别这么乐观吗!~

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原帖由 风间云落 于 2010-5-4 14:38 发表
英文的,秒了

中文很多词很销魂……

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秒了  



被金山
Aux grandes âmes, les grands challenges.

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看得懂也懒得看。。
删我帖的都是SB

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高三學生表示看不懂

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原帖由 风间云落 于 2010-5-4 14:38 发表
英文的,秒了

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一条不会游泳的鱼;一只会飞的猫;一个会说话的密码 ...
心都死了...还在乎这没有灵魂的躯壳吗???

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