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[火星]吃草了.

之前做饭的时候小葱切掉的根都扔在花盆里养,最近发芽长出来了,有一根长得特别高.

昨天做饭的时候想放点小葱调味,拿剪刀把那根特别长的剪了,放热油里爆,可是一点香味也没有,正奇怪呢,突然发现那根特别长的"小葱"尖部是扁的...猛然意识到,卧槽!这TMD是根草!!!混在小葱簇里的草!!!!!
花谢花开,春去春来.

吃的是草挤的是奶 吃吧

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我不吃葱,所以从来不会认错。。。

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会做饭的妹汁伤不起啊...

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- 你的离开是我一生最大的败笔。

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Aux grandes âmes, les grands challenges.

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The scent of a woman was not mine...
Welcome home darling.
Did you miss me?
Wish to dwell in dear love?
Touch my milklike skin.
Feel the ocean.
Lick my deepest.
Hear the starry choir.
Rip off this lace.
That keeps me imprisoned.
But beware of the enchantment.
For my eroticism is oblivion.
Old love lies deep you said.
Deeper shall be the wound between your legs......

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哇哈哈哈。我想起了猫吃了猫草会吐毛的事。
五十六个万花,五十六枝笔,五十六个利针一起捅你菊花,五十六个乱撒,汇成一句话,我擦OT尼玛水T秀秀求拉!

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