史上最强的中国式英语[转帖]

1． we two who and who？　
咱俩谁跟谁阿　

2． how are you ? how old are you?　
怎么是你，怎么老是你？　

3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you　
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你　

4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together　
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！　

5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have　
nothing to say,go home!!　
有事起奏，无事退朝　

6． You Give Me Stop!!　
你给我站住！　

7． know is know noknow is noknow　
知之为知之，不知为不知…　

8． WATCH SISTER　
表妹　

9． American Chinese not enough　
美中不足　

10． heart flower angry open　
心花怒放　

11．小明：I am sorry!　
老外：I am sorry too!　
小明：I am sorry three!　
老外：What are you sorry for?　
小明：I am sorry five!　

12． I call Li old big. toyear 25.　
我叫李老大，今年25。　

13． you have two down son。　
你有两下子。　

14． as far as you go to die　
有多远，死多远！！！！　