泥沼蟹

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: http://omegle.com/
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats your name?
You: sam
Stranger: bye sam
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泥沼蟹

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: still alive?
You: yes
Stranger: what u do?
You: chat
Stranger: I mean for living.
Stranger: So where r u from?
Stranger: man
You: Mars
Stranger: U r Asina, aren't U?
Stranger: Asian
You: yes
You: abm
Stranger: abm?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Asian race
Stranger: Chinese?
You: Mars Residents
Stranger: Japanese?

Stranger: I konw Japanese called them that.
You: Korea
You: North
Stranger: what do you think of China?
You: Not freedom
Stranger: So where on earth r u from?
You: cn
Stranger: aha.
You: *_*
Stranger: male or female
You: M
Stranger: My friends won't never believe I am talking to a Chinese.
Stranger: it's weird.
Stranger: so what u do?
Stranger: still there?
Stranger: hi Mr CN
You: YES
You: LIVEING
Stranger: what't you job.
Stranger: your?
You:   Students
Stranger: what kind of stu?
You: High school
Stranger: which city r u in?
You: Fuzhou
Stranger: never heard of that.
You: China Southern
Stranger: is it a small town in some place of China?
You: no
You: Medium
Stranger: you live in the town?
You: Distance very close to Taiwan
You: YES
Stranger: Where do you get your access to the Internet?
You: my home
Stranger: U could use internet at home?
You: 2M adsl,270￥/Month
Stranger: amazing. So China is much better than before. I think it's better than North Korea.
Stranger: that's so so expensive.
Stranger: 2M 270/month?
You: yes
Stranger: Unbelievable
You: 7CNY=1USD
Stranger: still expensive.
Stranger: Here you could use the internet while you got a phone, no extra charge.
Stranger: what do they do with so much money?
You: who is "they"?
Stranger: guss Who collection your money, 270/M.
You: China Telecom
You: Government-owned
Stranger: Do the Chinese like calling themselves Mars Residents?
Stranger: that sucks
You: no
You: i like
Stranger: Why do you call that yourself?
You: Interesting
Stranger: two
Stranger: ?
Stranger: 我的意思是你真是个2B.
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泥沼蟹

最后一个丫装的太像了，大爷的