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[转帖]我用智能ABC我怕谁!!

1.-你看vcd用什么软件?

?? -超级结巴。(超级解霸)

??2.-你高么?

?? -我很爱笑。(矮小)

?? -神经病!


??3.-你怎么不说话了?

?? -你没感觉到我正申请的看着你么?(深情)

?? -不用申请,看吧。


??4.-你饭量大吗?

?? -我嘴多时吃过8个馒头。(最多)

?? -那你现在有几个嘴?


??5.-今天碰见的那个人是谁啊

?? -TMD嚣张(校长)

?? (校长好猛)


??6.-深圳有什么好玩的?

?? -世界痔疮啊!(世界之窗)

?? ………………


??7.-我先下去了,晚安

?? -挖难.(打wan'an才能出晚安,wanan就变成挖难了 )

?? -什么?


??8.-你明天有空吗?

???-没有啊!我表弟明天从澳洲回来,我要去劫机啊!

???-劫机?我打110!

???-晕!我是去接机
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

我用星星呃...
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

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用拉大好了。.= =||
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

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好呃.....

无要做小站ZT狂..
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

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喷..RO我开箱子..

开了我几千万..什么好东西都木开出来..残念
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

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