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今天发生了个巨寒的事....

最近回上海了...是从成都坐火车回来的(没钱呃...)

先是坐了N久N久..到站了..在车站给我家里人打电话..就在这时-----

一个穿车站保安制服的人拦住我.用不标准的普通话说.."对不起.请出示下生份证"

我喷血..我..为什么要啊..我长的象坏人么..很标准的好人啊.!!!更恐怖的是....我在前天...

生份证掉了..= =||然后..就被带到了办公室..一推人问我这问我那.说要证明.要不就送派出

所了...

就这样我打了电话叫我家里人来带回去了..吖的..以后..绝对要..报仇!!!
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

我早知道了...我..我..我是上海本地的啊!!!!!!!!
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

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在外地说了3年普通话..

现在改不回来了...现在上海外地人多.而且来上海的外地人又鄙视别的外地人..

万恶啊...其实上海人都会有点鄙视外地的..我就是因为那些外地的爆发户来上海..

使得本地的房价暴涨...本地人发展困难..以前新区没开发的时候怎么没人来上海!?
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

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哇哈哈哈啊...我要绑上炸弹..冲进议会厅!!!
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

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我要绑上"毁灭"炸弹...双手拿白郎宁自动手枪....

脑袋套个钢盔...被上毛笔写上..LOLI控....= =||

冲进议会厅..点燃炸弹..顿时..世界清净了...
Would your bare your neck ... to the walking dead ...
Secretly, at least, within the safety of your head?
Tell me, isn't it nice - every once in a while -

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