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标题: 我上Omele遇到棒子了,附聊天记录如下，囧RZ [打印本页]

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:14 标题: 我上Omele遇到棒子了,附聊天记录如下，囧RZ

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Stranger: 영어 짜증난다. 한국어로 하자!!
Stranger: 영어 짜증!!! 한국 말로!!!
You: Korea Stick.
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作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:17

找到了英国或美国佬的接头语:Say first to anyone you meet on Omegle, "Shadow hide you." See how many people we can get to do it!
天朝人的接头暗语自然是:Spring brother is a true man.

作者: randia 时间: 2009-8-23 17:17

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现在，您已聊天随机陌生人。说，嗨！
一句忠告： “翔升”很无聊。请找到更有趣的谈论！
陌生人：英文吸收。让韩国！
陌生人：英语，无聊！韩国说！
您是：韩国棒。
您的合作伙伴已断开的会话。

找谷歌兄翻译了下

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:20

原帖由 randia 于 2009-8-23 17:17 发表
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现在，您已聊天随机陌生人。说，嗨！
一句忠告： “翔升”很无聊。请找到更有趣的谈论！
陌生人：英文吸收。让韩国！ (没看懂)
陌生人：英语，无聊！韩国说！ (英文无聊说韩语)
您是：韩国棒。 (高丽棒子)
您的合作伙伴已 ...

[ 本帖最后由泥沼蟹于 2009-8-23 17:21 编辑 ]

作者: randia 时间: 2009-8-23 17:21

[m_装可怜] 就翻译鸡那水平
翻译出来的能读就不错了

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:25

要不水区的2B们一起混Omele，定个暗语好了

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:27

Excretion Ext is a true man.不知道标准不

作者: julyd 时间: 2009-8-23 17:29

原帖由 泥沼蟹 于 2009-8-23 17:25 发表
要不水区的2B们一起混Omele，定个暗语好了

三郎的腰好了么？

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:30

julyd太NB了。。。。。。+1

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:30

答语是否:没好呢，豆腐正伺候着。

作者: julyd 时间: 2009-8-23 17:31

原帖由 泥沼蟹 于 2009-8-23 17:30 发表
julyd太NB了。。。。。。+1

承让

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:32

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You: 三郎的腰好了么？
Stranger: hi
You: 三郎的腰好了么？
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作者: julyd 时间: 2009-8-23 17:33

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:33

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Stranger: Hi I'm Mike 20 from amsterdam, are you a horny girl with a webcam ? (18+ ofc)
You: 三郎的腰好了么？
You: 告诉我！
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作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:34

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Stranger: are you gay?
You: 三郎的腰好了么？
Stranger: fck you
Stranger: chink
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作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:35

实在太欢乐了，雅蠛蝶，我不是gay

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:36

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Stranger: u a hot 16 year old female looking to send nudes?
You: 三郎的腰好了么？

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作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:37

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Stranger: the ___jumped over the _____
You: 三郎的腰好了么？

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作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 17:47

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You: 三郎的腰好了么？
Stranger: ?
You: ??
You: Alien?
Stranger: Yes I am Alien
You: Oh my god.
You: E.T?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: I am going to hunt you down tonight
Stranger: and cut your body into pieces
Stranger: and put it in a blender
Stranger: and then drink you up
You: wait..
You: google translate
You: Which planet do you live in?
Stranger: I live on Neptune
You: I live on Mars.
You: *_*
Stranger: liar.
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作者: 水无月玛雅 时间: 2009-8-23 17:50

给个翻译

作者: 々风妖々 时间: 2009-8-23 17:59

我经常出没的工会TS半夜会有人进来讲英语、德语,心情好就跟他们哈拉,顺便教他们讲日语,其中有一位经常跟我吹的已经学会"锅你鸡巴"了..

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-23 18:12

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Stranger: HELLO !
You: HALO
Stranger: how are you?
You: I am going to hunt you down tonight and cut your body into pieces and put it in a blender and then drink you up
Stranger: wow
Stranger: really?
You: Others send to me.
You: So I send to you.
Stranger: so common kill me
You: Delivery

Stranger: ooooooooooh
Stranger: please dont kill me
Stranger: im married
Stranger: please
Stranger: i have two child
Stranger: where are you from that you want drunk me up?

You: I was the devil.
You: I must kill you.
You: And eat.
Stranger: are you religious
Stranger: ok i agree
Stranger: be fast
You: No
Stranger: why?
Stranger: stupid
You: I was the devil.
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作者: 32.mp3 时间: 2009-8-23 18:44

原帖由 々风妖々 于 2009-8-23 17:59 发表
我经常出没的工会TS半夜会有人进来讲英语、德语,心情好就跟他们哈拉,顺便教他们讲日语,其中有一位经常跟我吹的已经学会"锅你鸡巴"了..

作者: 人生若只如初见 时间: 2009-8-23 21:41

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-27 20:55 标题: 这个，地球人都看得懂

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Stranger: http://omegle.com/
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats your name?
You: sam
Stranger: bye sam
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作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-27 21:19 标题: 被发2B卡了,XD，这哥们伪装的很像

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: still alive?
You: yes
Stranger: what u do?
You: chat
Stranger: I mean for living.
Stranger: So where r u from?
Stranger: man
You: Mars
Stranger: U r Asina, aren't U?
Stranger: Asian
You: yes
You: abm
Stranger: abm?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Asian race
Stranger: Chinese?
You: Mars Residents
Stranger: Japanese?

Stranger: I konw Japanese called them that.
You: Korea
You: North
Stranger: what do you think of China?
You: Not freedom
Stranger: So where on earth r u from?
You: cn
Stranger: aha.
You: *_*
Stranger: male or female
You: M
Stranger: My friends won't never believe I am talking to a Chinese.
Stranger: it's weird.
Stranger: so what u do?
Stranger: still there?
Stranger: hi Mr CN
You: YES
You: LIVEING
Stranger: what't you job.
Stranger: your?
You: Students
Stranger: what kind of stu?
You: High school
Stranger: which city r u in?
You: Fuzhou
Stranger: never heard of that.
You: China Southern
Stranger: is it a small town in some place of China?
You: no
You: Medium
Stranger: you live in the town?
You: Distance very close to Taiwan
You: YES
Stranger: Where do you get your access to the Internet?
You: my home
Stranger: U could use internet at home?
You: 2M adsl,270￥/Month
Stranger: amazing. So China is much better than before. I think it's better than North Korea.
Stranger: that's so so expensive.
Stranger: 2M 270/month?
You: yes
Stranger: Unbelievable
You: 7CNY=1USD
Stranger: still expensive.
Stranger: Here you could use the internet while you got a phone, no extra charge.
Stranger: what do they do with so much money?
You: who is "they"?
Stranger: guss Who collection your money, 270/M.
You: China Telecom
You: Government-owned
Stranger: Do the Chinese like calling themselves Mars Residents?
Stranger: that sucks
You: no
You: i like
Stranger: Why do you call that yourself?
You: Interesting
Stranger: two
Stranger: ?
Stranger: 我的意思是你真是个2B.
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作者: bestpwb 时间: 2009-8-28 05:09

原帖由 泥沼蟹 于 2009-8-27 20:55 发表
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Stranger: cool
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats your name?
You: sam
Stranger: bye sam
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太有才了

作者: 某魚 时间: 2009-8-28 11:18

太他妹的欢乐了

作者: 安娜俺想你 时间: 2009-8-28 11:46

我也去玩了,顺便锻炼英语

作者: 五月LOVE 时间: 2009-8-28 12:46

原帖由 泥沼蟹 于 2009-8-27 21:19 发表
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最后句太精彩了。装的太像了

[ 本帖最后由五月LOVE 于 2009-8-28 12:49 编辑 ]

作者: 五月LOVE 时间: 2009-8-28 12:48

不小心2连了。。。

作者: 雀仔。 时间: 2009-8-28 14:35

最后一个是亮点.~

作者: 泥沼蟹 时间: 2009-8-28 21:04

最后一个丫装的太像了，大爷的

作者: 【然】 时间: 2009-8-28 21:58

Stranger: 我的意思是你真是个2B.

作者: 飞天德 时间: 2009-8-29 06:42

昨天跟个棒子妹子聊天半个多小时从英语开始弄到后面日语结束就是骗不到MSN啊

作者: winter2004 时间: 2009-8-29 15:09

原帖由 飞天德 于 2009-8-29 06:42 发表
昨天跟个棒子妹子聊天半个多小时从英语开始弄到后面日语结束就是骗不到MSN啊

你确定不是爷们...?

作者: 飞天德 时间: 2009-8-29 16:01

原帖由 winter2004 于 2009-8-29 15:09 发表

你确定不是爷们...?

不确定因为是我先说我是F的

作者: 爆爆爆 时间: 2009-8-29 18:38

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Stranger: hi
You: say hi is boring
Stranger: hello = =
You: wats the time there
Stranger: 18.36
You: spring brother is real man
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没有时差..应该是中国人吧

作者: 莎乐美 时间: 2009-8-29 20:09

高丽棒子么？

作者: 莎乐美 时间: 2009-8-29 20:09

我靠2连帖了...
没看到后面

Stranger: 我的意思是你真是个2B.

太猛了

[ 本帖最后由莎乐美于 2009-8-29 20:14 编辑 ]

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