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标题: 关于靠、操、日的研究报告[转] [打印本页]

作者: 尛慄吇 时间: 2006-6-15 18:32 标题: 关于靠、操、日的研究报告[转]

　　靠是一个很有硬度的词汇，已经被沿用了很大约有1000多年了，当年诸葛亮气死了周公谨，我们周都督最后说的那句话就是“诸葛亮，我靠你娘！”然后才吐血而忘！后来有个叫罗贯中的好事者将其改成了什么“既生愈何生亮?。”靠！一点品位也没有！　　
　　?? 直到今天我们大家能如此娴熟的运用靠，实在是一种历史必然性的具体体现。　
　　?? 　前一段时间，在聊天室里碰到一个家伙，丫不知道天高地厚，居然想用一句“操你妈蛋”来颠覆靠在汉语言体系中的主导地位。　　
　　?? 让我们来做一个简单的逻辑推理，试问你妈有蛋吗？没有！所以不能操！而靠就不同了，他不分年龄，不分性别，不分种族，不分国界，不分物种，无论是什么，说一句“我靠！”都会有一种强烈的一靠了之的快感。
　　?? 　　而靠的丰富的内涵也是令汉语言学家们咋舌的！从小我曾经很羡慕军人，他们真好，可以用军礼来取代一切语言，他高兴的时候就一个军礼，不高兴的时候也是一个军礼，发誓的时候是一个军礼，感动的时候还是一个军礼，连TMD随地大小便被逮住了都是一个军礼，靠！他咋那么牛B？　
　　?? 　后来我发现这个世界上原来还有一个字比军礼有更丰富的内涵，就是靠！
　　?? 　　因为军礼的对象毕竟是人，你在公共厕所拉完屎后发现手纸已经被人用完了，你总不能对着马桶敬个军礼吧！你在街上看见一漂亮MM你跑上前去敬个军礼，人准把你送到西祠神经病院去！　　
　　?? 但是靠就不一样了，上完厕所发现没纸，固然可以靠，当然靠过以后还是没纸，而看见MM你说“靠！这妮子真水灵。”绝对不会有人以为你是神经病，最多那个MM给你一巴掌说“流氓！”　　
　　?? 靠这个字在全国范围内被广泛的运用是个很值得研究的课题。　
　　?? 　从靠的出现来看，靠是由原北京骂人的土话“操”字演变而来，为什么现在大家都说靠而不再用操字呢？其原因大概有以下两点。
　　?? 　　1、操字带有一定的色情色彩，而如果在其后加上被骂者的母亲，对于对家庭和父母有着深厚尊重的传统思想浓厚的中国人来说是不可容忍的侮辱，由此也很可能升级为激烈的肉体接触，这样的后果不论是对骂人者还是被骂者都是不理想的，也是有悖骂人之道的。
　　?? 2、大家在说操时，不可避免的会有一些污浊的口气和飞扬的吐沫星子随之喷薄而出，如果骂人者有口臭或是唾液腺比较发达的话，被骂者的注意力会被这些次要的因素所分散，而达不到预期的效果。　　
　　?? 我大学时有个同学，是贵州山区来的，人很老实，经常被人欺负。究其原因就是他姓操，真搞不懂，还有姓这个的，好象是少数民族的（中华民族真TMD伟大）。因为姓操，大家都叫他“操XX”，我还算善良的，呢称他“XX”。按他们家乡的传统，他18岁就结婚了（大二），结果这更导致了他的不幸。大家叫他老婆“操大嫂”，还给他尚未出世的孩子起好了名字，男孩叫“操德欢”，女孩叫“操布德”。大家看看，要是那时候大家都说靠，我那可怜的同学还会有这么多的不幸吗？
　　?? 而日，更是无法与靠相提并论，虽然现在在小混混当中也流行了一段时间，但，从实际运用效果来分析：第一，日说出来拗口，一般在骂人的时候，急需要脱口而出，日字显然不能满足发泄的需求，而靠就不同了，一声刚劲利索的靠字出口，心里怎一个爽字了得？？第二，日，总会让大家想到日本人，这个世界上最为卑劣的民族，所以，我们即使要日日本女人，也要改成靠日本女人。　
　　?? 　都是操字惹的祸，靠字的出现是历史的呼声，是人民的呼声！！！靠多好啊？！所以让我们继续靠下去吧！靠！

作者: skyのblue 时间: 2006-6-15 21:38

- -|||笑死我了

作者: yonicaimei 时间: 2006-6-15 22:08

一声刚劲利索的靠字出口，心里怎一个爽字了得。。。。。。。。。。。。。

作者: 阿雷君 时间: 2006-6-15 23:10

有意思

作者: wowshell 时间: 2006-6-15 23:12

响应楼主号召：靠！！！

作者: freedom1008 时间: 2006-6-15 23:17

好帖！靠！

作者: 避龙专家 时间: 2006-6-16 01:40

靠！

作者: 尛慄吇 时间: 2006-6-16 12:53

靠..
楼下请保持队形..

作者: 流泪的稻草人 时间: 2006-6-16 12:57

靠~

作者: uenuen 时间: 2006-6-16 15:14

靠..................

日日本女人应该说操好点吧?说靠好像说要依靠日本女人似的.

作者: gerss2 时间: 2006-6-16 15:46

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作者: 黑色毛衣 时间: 2006-6-16 17:44

靠

想说别的也不行……

作者: 三叶草 时间: 2006-6-16 18:10

告
非

作者: 【神界】杀人狂 时间: 2006-6-16 18:42

靠

作者: T.细菌 时间: 2006-6-16 18:45

小区是我家，靠你，靠我，靠大家

作者: 工藤新一 时间: 2006-6-16 18:49

靠~!

作者: 绝影 时间: 2006-6-16 20:09

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作者: 鬼娃新娘 时间: 2006-6-16 22:58

靠……因为这个被当ry无数次了

作者: 工藤新一 时间: 2006-6-16 22:58

靠~! 睡觉去了~!

作者: 也ぃ木妍 时间: 2006-6-17 00:01

KAO~
今天真郁闷!

作者: 尛慄吇 时间: 2006-6-17 00:59

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作者: 烟圈 时间: 2006-6-17 09:52

我让你依靠，让你靠。

作者: Flamoon 时间: 2006-6-18 19:40

操，正确写法是

入
肉

作者: 飞天德 时间: 2006-6-18 21:17

我不想靠的

楼上的签名真有水平

作者: wowshell 时间: 2006-6-18 21:23

这帖子反响还真大，靠！

作者: ￡¤∪∑小恶魔 时间: 2006-6-18 21:44

靠~一记~闪鸟~

作者: 她.....死在QQ上! 时间: 2006-6-18 21:51

靠..
阿根廷一定要冠军....

作者: allmyfault 时间: 2006-6-19 15:35

靠！小日本块回老家！！

作者: や嬌氣﹖瑋 时间: 2006-6-19 15:37

靠。。。

随便靠。。。

作者: 我是陈天桥 时间: 2006-6-19 15:41

靠,这贴咋那么牛比

作者: 忧 时间: 2006-6-19 17:56

靠一個~

作者: 可爱滴竹竹 时间: 2006-6-19 18:07

我也喜欢靠

作者: 咔咔メ吐 时间: 2006-6-19 19:45

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作者: 南消 时间: 2006-6-20 10:21

靠

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