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作者: hu1jun2Death 时间: 2005-4-5 23:01 标题: Every Woman is beautiful

A little boy asked his mother "Why are you crying?“
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.
His mum just hugged him and said, "And you never will"

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?“
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God; and when God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?“

God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort"

"I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children."

"I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining "

作者: hu1jun2Death 时间: 2005-4-5 23:01

"I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly"

"I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart"
"I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly"

"And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see: The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair."

"The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart , the place where love resides."

Every Woman is beautiful

作者: wzq821003 时间: 2005-4-5 23:40

高深.......我是俗人,看不明白

作者: 想个名字想半天 时间: 2005-4-6 01:08

感觉像小王子]

作者: PLAYTHEWORLD 时间: 2005-4-6 02:00

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作者: 贝蒂 时间: 2005-4-6 02:50

炉子！我捏

作者: sweetbee的大叔 时间: 2005-4-6 03:25

PLAYTHEWORLD,2005-04-06, 02:00:28
Every Woman is beautiful

I agree

By the way, "Finally he put in a call to God"?!

Jesus!!　 What's the Telephone number?

"GOD" = 463
have a try~

作者: leijing999 时间: 2005-4-6 03:34

初中毕业,英文考试30分(全都选A和打勾)
所以我看不懂
呵呵

作者: kuroro1983 时间: 2005-4-7 07:27

一个男孩问他的妈妈　你为什么要哭呢？
他妈妈说: 因为我是女人啊
男孩说: 我不懂.
妈妈抱起他说:你永远不会懂得.
后来小男孩问他爸爸:为什么妈妈会毫无理由的哭呢
他爸爸回答:所有的女人都都这样
小男孩长成了一个男人,但还是对女人为什么哭泣感到惊讶.
最后他打电话给上帝当上帝拿起电话时,他问道：上帝女人为什么那么容易哭泣
上帝回答他说: 我创造女人的时候让她很特别我使她的肩膀可以挑起整个世界的重担并且柔情似水.

作者: linecompaq-litmine 时间: 2005-4-7 10:16

每一个女人都是美丽的~

作者: 错吻天使 时间: 2005-4-7 10:18

偶看8懂-　-

作者: 吃馒头滴猪猪 时间: 2005-4-7 10:21

偶想起了内以前用过的一句偶看了很久米看懂的鸟语
i cry if you make...233

作者: 错吻天使 时间: 2005-4-7 10:22

偶。。其实看到标题然后进来。。进来以后发现全英文就米看。。。

作者: 四叶草 时间: 2005-4-7 14:45

顶下，提高了以下英文水平~

作者: sweetbee 时间: 2005-4-7 14:49

sweetbee的大叔,2005-04-06, 03:25:03
[QUOTE]PLAYTHEWORLD,2005-04-06, 02:00:28
Every Woman is beautiful

I agree

By the way, "Finally he put in a call to God"?!

Jesus!!　 What's the Telephone number?

"GOD" = 463
have a try~

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Just a joke?

不错不错~

作者: 毒毒 时间: 2005-4-7 15:06

今天精华好多

作者: hahajasen 时间: 2005-4-7 19:56

大学　英语８０多（全都是复习成果）
所以　没全看懂的

作者: 我是逗逗 时间: 2006-3-8 07:46

特深奥，学英语先。。。

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