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泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:14

我上Omele遇到棒子了,附聊天记录如下，囧RZ

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 영어 짜증난다. 한국어로 하자!!
Stranger: 영어 짜증!!! 한국 말로!!!
You: Korea Stick.
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泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:17

:ph34r: 找到了英国或美国佬的接头语:Say first to anyone you meet on Omegle, "Shadow hide you." See how many people we can get to do it!
天朝人的接头暗语自然是:Spring brother is a true man.

randia 发表于 2009-8-23 17:17

连接到服务器...
现在，您已聊天随机陌生人。说，嗨！
一句忠告： “翔升”很无聊。请找到更有趣的谈论！
陌生人：英文吸收。让韩国！
陌生人：英语，无聊！韩国说！
您是：韩国棒。
您的合作伙伴已断开的会话。

:ph34r: 找谷歌兄翻译了下

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:20

[quote]原帖由 [i]randia[/i] 于 2009-8-23 17:17 发表 [url=http://bbs.rohome.net/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10934875&ptid=990927][img]http://bbs.rohome.net/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
连接到服务器...
现在，您已聊天随机陌生人。说，嗨！
一句忠告： “翔升”很无聊。请找到更有趣的谈论！
陌生人：英文吸收。让韩国！ (没看懂)
陌生人：英语，无聊！韩国说！ (英文无聊说韩语)
您是：韩国棒。 (高丽棒子)
您的合作伙伴已 ... [/quote]

[[i] 本帖最后由泥沼蟹于 2009-8-23 17:21 编辑 [/i]]

randia 发表于 2009-8-23 17:21

[m_装可怜] 就翻译鸡那水平
翻译出来的能读就不错了

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:25

:ph34r: 要不水区的2B们一起混Omele，定个暗语好了

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:27

Excretion Ext is a true man.不知道标准不:ph34r:

julyd 发表于 2009-8-23 17:29

[quote]原帖由 [i]泥沼蟹[/i] 于 2009-8-23 17:25 发表 [url=http://bbs.rohome.net/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10934903&ptid=990927][img]http://bbs.rohome.net/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
:ph34r: 要不水区的2B们一起混Omele，定个暗语好了 [/quote]

三郎的腰好了么？

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:30

julyd太NB了。。。。。。+1

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:30

答语是否:没好呢，豆腐正伺候着。

julyd 发表于 2009-8-23 17:31

[quote]原帖由 [i]泥沼蟹[/i] 于 2009-8-23 17:30 发表 [url=http://bbs.rohome.net/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10934924&ptid=990927][img]http://bbs.rohome.net/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
julyd太NB了。。。。。。+1 [/quote]

承让:lol:

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:32

julyd 发表于 2009-8-23 17:33

-_-

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:33

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi I'm Mike 20 from amsterdam, are you a horny girl with a webcam ? (18+ ofc)
You: 三郎的腰好了么？
You: 告诉我！
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泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:34

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: are you gay?
You: 三郎的腰好了么？
Stranger: fck you
Stranger: chink
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泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:35

[233] 实在太欢乐了，雅蠛蝶，我不是gay

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:36

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Stranger: u a hot 16 year old female looking to send nudes?
You: 三郎的腰好了么？

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泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:37

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 17:47

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You: 三郎的腰好了么？
Stranger: ?
You: ??
You: Alien?
Stranger: Yes I am Alien
You: Oh my god.
You: E.T?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: I am going to hunt you down tonight
Stranger: and cut your body into pieces
Stranger: and put it in a blender
Stranger: and then drink you up
You: wait..
You: google translate
You: Which planet do you live in?
Stranger: I live on Neptune
You: I live on Mars.
You: *_*
Stranger: liar.
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水无月玛雅 发表于 2009-8-23 17:50

[*'_'] 给个翻译

々风妖々 发表于 2009-8-23 17:59

我经常出没的工会TS半夜会有人进来讲英语、德语,心情好就跟他们哈拉,顺便教他们讲日语,其中有一位经常跟我吹的已经学会"锅你鸡巴"了..

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-23 18:12

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: HELLO !
You: HALO
Stranger: how are you?
You: I am going to hunt you down tonight and cut your body into pieces and put it in a blender and then drink you up
Stranger: wow
Stranger: really?
You: Others send to me.
You: So I send to you.
Stranger: so common kill me
You: Delivery

Stranger: ooooooooooh
Stranger: please dont kill me
Stranger: im married
Stranger: please
Stranger: i have two child
Stranger: where are you from that you want drunk me up?

You: I was the devil.
You: I must kill you.
You: And eat.
Stranger: are you religious
Stranger: ok i agree
Stranger: be fast
You: No
Stranger: why?
Stranger: stupid
You: I was the devil.
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32.mp3 发表于 2009-8-23 18:44

[quote]原帖由 [i]々风妖々[/i] 于 2009-8-23 17:59 发表 [url=http://bbs.rohome.net/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10935029&ptid=990927][img]http://bbs.rohome.net/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
我经常出没的工会TS半夜会有人进来讲英语、德语,心情好就跟他们哈拉,顺便教他们讲日语,其中有一位经常跟我吹的已经学会"锅你鸡巴"了.. [/quote]
:wacko:

人生若只如初见 发表于 2009-8-23 21:41

[233] [233]

泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-27 20:55

这个，地球人都看得懂

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Stranger: [url]http://omegle.com/[/url]
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats your name?
You: sam
Stranger: bye sam
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泥沼蟹 发表于 2009-8-27 21:19

被发2B卡了,XD，这哥们伪装的很像

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: still alive?
You: yes
Stranger: what u do?
You: chat
Stranger: I mean for living.
Stranger: So where r u from?
Stranger: man
You: Mars
Stranger: U r Asina, aren't U?
Stranger: Asian
You: yes
You: abm
Stranger: abm?
Stranger: what's that?
You: Asian race
Stranger: Chinese?
You: Mars Residents
Stranger: Japanese?

Stranger: I konw Japanese called them that.
You: Korea
You: North
Stranger: what do you think of China?
You: Not freedom
Stranger: So where on earth r u from?
You: cn
Stranger: aha.
You: *_*
Stranger: male or female
You: M
Stranger: My friends won't never believe I am talking to a Chinese.
Stranger: it's weird.
Stranger: so what u do?
Stranger: still there?
Stranger: hi Mr CN
You: YES
You: LIVEING
Stranger: what't you job.
Stranger: your?
You: Students
Stranger: what kind of stu?
You: High school
Stranger: which city r u in?
You: Fuzhou
Stranger: never heard of that.
You: China Southern
Stranger: is it a small town in some place of China?
You: no
You: Medium
Stranger: you live in the town?
You: Distance very close to Taiwan
You: YES
Stranger: Where do you get your access to the Internet?
You: my home
Stranger: U could use internet at home?
You: 2M adsl,270￥/Month
Stranger: amazing. So China is much better than before. I think it's better than North Korea.
Stranger: that's so so expensive.
Stranger: 2M 270/month?
You: yes
Stranger: Unbelievable
You: 7CNY=1USD
Stranger: still expensive.
Stranger: Here you could use the internet while you got a phone, no extra charge.
Stranger: what do they do with so much money?
You: who is "they"?
Stranger: guss Who collection your money, 270/M.
You: China Telecom
You: Government-owned
Stranger: Do the Chinese like calling themselves Mars Residents?
Stranger: that sucks
You: no
You: i like
Stranger: Why do you call that yourself?
You: Interesting
Stranger: two
Stranger: ?
Stranger: 我的意思是你真是个2B.
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bestpwb 发表于 2009-8-28 05:09

[quote]原帖由 [i]泥沼蟹[/i] 于 2009-8-27 20:55 发表 [url=http://bbs.rohome.net/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10953303&ptid=990927][img]http://bbs.rohome.net/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: [url]http://omegle.com/[/url]
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats your name?
You: sam
Stranger: bye sam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[233]太有才了

某魚发表于 2009-8-28 11:18

太他妹的欢乐了

安娜俺想你 发表于 2009-8-28 11:46

我也去玩了,顺便锻炼英语

五月LOVE 发表于 2009-8-28 12:46

[quote]原帖由 [i]泥沼蟹[/i] 于 2009-8-27 21:19 发表 [url=http://bbs.rohome.net/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=10953401&ptid=990927][img]http://bbs.rohome.net/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Str ... [/quote]
最后句太精彩了。装的太像了

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