Every Woman is beautiful
[IMG]http://bbsimg.qq.com/2004/11/27/003/430.jpg[/IMG]A little boy asked his mother "Why are you crying?“
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.
His mum just hugged him and said, "And you never will"
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Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?“
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
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The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
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Finally he put in a call to God; and when God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?“
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God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort"
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"I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children."
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"I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining " [IMG]http://bbsimg.qq.com/2004/11/27/003/528.jpg[/IMG]
"I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly"
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"I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart"
"I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly"
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"And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
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"You see: The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair."
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"The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart , the place where love resides."
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Every Woman is beautiful 高深.......我是俗人,看不明白 感觉像小王子] **** 作者被禁止或删除 内容自动屏蔽 **** 炉子!我捏 [QUOTE]PLAYTHEWORLD,2005-04-06, 02:00:28
Every Woman is beautiful
I agree:)
By the way, "Finally he put in a call to God"?!
Jesus!! What's the Telephone number? [/QUOTE]
"GOD" = 463
have a try~ :lol: 初中毕业,英文考试30分(全都选A和打勾)
所以我看不懂
呵呵 一个男孩问他的妈妈 你为什么要哭呢?
他妈妈说: 因为我是女人啊
男孩说: 我不懂.
妈妈抱起他说:你永远不会懂得.
后来小男孩问他爸爸:为什么妈妈会毫无理由的哭呢
他爸爸回答:所有的女人都都这样
小男孩长成了一个男人,但还是对女人为什么哭泣感到惊讶.
最后他打电话给上帝 当上帝拿起电话时,他问道:上帝 女人为什么那么容易哭泣
上帝回答他说: 我创造女人的时候让她很特别 我使她的肩膀可以挑起整个世界的重担 并且柔情似水. 每一个女人都是美丽的~ 偶看8懂- - 偶想起了内以前用过的一句偶看了很久米看懂的鸟语
i cry if you make...233 偶。。其实看到标题然后进来。。进来以后发现全英文就米看。。。 顶下,提高了以下英文水平~ [QUOTE]sweetbee的大叔,2005-04-06, 03:25:03
[QUOTE]PLAYTHEWORLD,2005-04-06, 02:00:28
Every Woman is beautiful
I agree:)
By the way, "Finally he put in a call to God"?!
Jesus!! What's the Telephone number? [/QUOTE]
"GOD" = 463
have a try~ :lol: [/QUOTE]
Just a joke?
不错不错~ :D 今天精华好多 大学 英语80多(全都是复习成果)
所以 没全看懂的 特深奥,学英语先。。。
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