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βāъуFαсe 发表于 2010-3-2 14:39

【大半夜的楞给我笑精神了!谷歌娘声音太萌惨遭中国众网友调戏(转)】

[size=4][size=24pt][size=5]刚看见的一个帖子萌的我外焦里嫩~提示,点开链接,单击发音器图标,就是那个小喇叭啦,仔细听,不解释[/size]~[/size]
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[color=black]1、春哥纯爷们儿,铁血真汉子,人民好兄弟,父亲好儿子。      
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2、莫装b,装b遭雷劈   
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3、狮子座      
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4、欧美AV      
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5、(哈哈这个最经典了!自己听吧!)      
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6、上面条的肥音版……
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7、皇上,你还记得大明湖畔的夏雨荷吗?      
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8、高丽棒子思密达 爱吃泡菜思密达      
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9、哥们,姐们,你们太有才啦~~~      
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10、大家一起來818      
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11、舒克和贝塔……orz!      
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12、打酱油回声版……       
dar jum yoo o o o o o o o o o o o (这要自己粘贴下 会自动变表情的)[/color]


[color=black]13、你无情,你残酷,你无理取闹!      
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14、四川话     蹦得儿你个蹦得儿   
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15、买个萝卜吃呀~   
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[color=black]16、《静夜思》   
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[size=18pt]意外事件纯属偶然,如有雷同,回家偷着乐去吧[/size][/color]

[[i] 本帖最后由 βāъуFαсe 于 2010-3-2 14:47 编辑 [/i]]

blueplanet 发表于 2010-3-2 14:59

舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克:ph34r:

雀仔。 发表于 2010-3-2 16:03

:mellow:

春哥。

Оo人魚! 发表于 2010-3-2 16:10

lei si wo le

黑米发糕 发表于 2010-3-2 16:51

看过这个帖,原来是要听的啊~
[233][233][233]

☆小桃☆ 发表于 2010-3-2 16:56

[@_@] choon ger choon yermern.teshue zhen ahanze.rinmin hao sheuundee.foojeen hao erze.

下坠 发表于 2010-3-2 18:09

听得我要扭曲了。。

某人马甲 发表于 2010-3-2 18:33

太233了 保存了

mowenhao 发表于 2010-3-2 18:58

[233] [233]

[無意義]、 发表于 2010-3-2 19:15

舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克舒克~

amoya 发表于 2010-3-2 19:33

233....

asphalt 发表于 2010-3-2 20:01

23333333

独自嚣张 发表于 2010-3-2 20:16

23333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Ishm... 发表于 2010-3-2 20:31

bu yao zhe yang ..
w gangg chiwanfan.....
pen l ..

々风妖々 发表于 2010-3-2 21:05

试试这段..



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elk 发表于 2010-3-2 21:37

[m_电话] 这几天本来就肚子不舒服 还让劳资听到这个 一笑就憋不住了 几愤怒啊

theodore 发表于 2010-3-2 21:39

好多,存下来慢慢听

一秒一天 发表于 2010-3-2 21:53

ha ha ha ha wo chao ni ma gebee:ph34r:

傀儡娃娃 发表于 2010-3-2 21:59

[233] [233] [233]

HelloMoto 发表于 2010-3-2 22:05

楼主你个疯子[233]

与星独白 发表于 2010-3-2 22:10

为什么我 404 NOT FOUND

βāъуFαсe 发表于 2010-3-2 23:58

[quote]原帖由 [i]々风妖々[/i] 于 2010-3-2 21:05 发表 [url=http://bbs.rohome.net/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=11546609&ptid=1029745][img]http://bbs.rohome.net/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
试试这段..



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求中文= =

水无月玛雅 发表于 2010-3-3 01:39

打酱油那个应该是
dar jang yoo o o o o o o o o o o o

々风妖々 发表于 2010-3-3 02:24

[quote]原帖由 [i]βāъуFαсe[/i] 于 2010-3-2 23:58 发表 [url=http://bbs.rohome.net/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=11547203&ptid=1029745][img]http://bbs.rohome.net/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]


求中文= = [/quote]
only you......能伴我取西经..

[[i] 本帖最后由 々风妖々 于 2010-3-3 02:25 编辑 [/i]]

julyd 发表于 2010-3-3 03:58

很镇静地听下去,直到被打酱油那个打败了。。

天神 发表于 2010-3-3 09:03

肥姐重口味:mellow:

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